
Jeremy Renner. Rachel Weisz. Edward Norton. The Bourne storyline continuing. YASSSSS! I’m here for this. The second official trailer The Bourne Legacy was released today and it looks amazing! Albert Finney, Joan Allen and David Straithern all reprise their roles from the previous Bourne films. The Bourne Legacy is set for release August 3, 2012!

In famewhore news that surprises no one… TMZ is reporting that Stunt Queen Kim Kartrashian and Stunt Queen Kanye West have both listed their homes for sale and will be moving in together. Supposedly, the two did it “discreetly,” and by discreetly, that means Pimp Momager immediately phoned Harvey Levin get him to publish the story. Kim is asking price is $5 million …

Alana and her “Go-Go Juice” The end is nigh. And TLC is the antichrist. The network has revealed that they’ve given one its most “famous” Toddlers & Tiaras pagaent slaves kids a spinoff show. Alana Thompson, the six-year-old known as “Honey Boo Boo” and for drinking the go-go juice and having a white trash “coupon queen” mom willing to exploit her …

Casper Smart (if this is true, please consider changing your last name to something more appropriate) has apparently found a way to show Jennifer Lopez his love for her is eternal – by getting her name tattooed on his dick. In Touch Weekly print edition claims Boy Toy got the ink as a ‘surprise’ for JLo: What says “I love …

Lady Gaga was really excited to land in Bangkok, Thailand on May 23 and she tweeted this as she was getting off the the plane. Sounds like an ‘Ok’ thing to say except that it really pissed Bangkok off that she insinuated that they sell fake Rolexes in their market… even though they are kind of known for their fake …

Dominic Monaghan tweeted this about his old buddy Matthew Fox. In case you’re scratching your head in confusion, Dominic is referencing the little incident last year when Fox was accused by a female bus driver of allegedly punching her in a ta tas after she asked him to get off the bus. Clearly he was drunk. Matthew Fox’s peeps are …

Martin Short was a guest on the ‘Today’ show this morning and Kathie Lee and Hoda sat down with the funny man to talk about his upcoming movie ‘Madagascar 3.’ Then, Kathie Lee said this: Kathie Lee: You and Nancy have one of the greatest marriages of anyone in show business … how many years now for you guys? Martin: …

Michelle – right now is probably a good time to put down whatever the fuck your drinking and shut your trap, because girl - no. Vulture caught up with Michelle Rodriguez at the amfAR event at Cannes’ last week and asked her a few questions. Michelle was there as an ambassador to the Sea Shepherds organization (countdown to them terminating that relationship in 3,2,1…) …

The official Les Miserable trailer dropped over night, giving me something absolutely wonderful to wake up to this morning. I have to admit, when I first saw Anne Hathaway cast, I was raising a skeptical eyebrow – but she’s wonderful and haunting here. Les Miserable is based on the famed novel by Victor Hugo. It stars Hugh Jackman, Russell Crowe, …

Just in case you missed it over the long holiday weekend, Madonna got up to her usual stuntqueen ways in the way that only Madge can. Madonna knows how to outbitch the best of them and throw shade in ways that make solar eclipses green with envy. This weekend, Madge showed off this talent (yes, it’s talent – and Madonna …